A Short Play About Baggage
Scene I The departure lounge of the Buenos Aires airport international airport. An EASEL stands next to a SMALL
DRAGGY BAG and SUITCASE on a baggage scale. It is night. A tall, intimidating CONTINENTAL GATE AGENT stands glowering behind the bags.
EASEL: Somebody please unfold me.
GATE AGENT: Sir, there is a $100 excess baggage fee if you want to check a third bag.
(by Sławomir Mrożek)
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