30.01.2007

Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year

• Kobe tuna - fish raised in a tank of dilute beer and massaged on the hour
• Moon-dried tomatoes
• Downloadable car alarm ring tones
• Extra-virgin baby oil
• Pandas genetically engineered to eat only koala bears
• Flavored latex gloves for dentists (teriyaki? mesquite?)
• Astrobraü - the beer that doubles as a sexual lubricant
• On MLK day Martin Luther King comes down chimney, brings presents
• Birth-control pilsner
• Brooklyn pride parade in Puerto Rico
• "Steakation" beef-themed group tours to Argentina
• Sushi by the inch (extrudable)